# Tweet by [@keefmoon](http://twitter.com/keefmoon) on 2015-05-14 11:37:21 > [!INFO] Archived from [original tweet](http://twitter.com/keefmoon/status/598814351517167616) RT @ThePoke: #advicefornewparents Prepare for kids by shouting 'shoes!' constantly into space while gentle sobbing into a cup of tea. (via …